What's So Wonderful About Peru?

These rather unscrupulous-looking fellows all have something in common.

Mestigoit

Radagast

Stephano

The Men in Grey

Morgana

Okay, Morgana isn't exactly looking very unscrupulous now (in fact, she's quite utterly gorgeous), but wait until you see her in her forest witch getup. Anyway...

These people are all similar in that they live in Peru and that none of them are native to the country - they're all illegal immigrants. I know next to nothing about Peru other than that it's located in South America, the official language is Spanish (it was a Spanish colony), and that it's apparently (according to Stephano), a "wonderful place."

I'll take his word for it.

For one reason or another, Peru's vast and tangled forests have attracted each of these questionable characters. Unfortunately, I cannot disclose Stephano's exact location (I know you'd love to pay him a visit), as he is hiding from the psychotic mass murderer Violet Baudelaire:

Violet Baudelaire, under the pseudonym "Anna".

Beware! Violet is wanted for the murders of numerous people, including her mother, father, brother, sister, the Incredibly Deadly Viper, and numerous guardians. If you see her, contact the authorities right away. DO NOT APPROACH FOR ANY REASON. She is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

Mestigoit is both shaman and demon hunter by profession.

Mestigoit in Canada, banishing a demon.

Mestigoit can be found in his swamp hut. He is a paranoid and volatile little guy who appreciates a peace offering when visited. He most sensibly does NOT appreciate anime, especially InuYasha.

All you need to know about the Men in Grey is that they're a former secret British government ministry now in exile in Peru, hiding the existence of supernatural creatures from the world (it's not working). Shun their lair and comply with whatever instructions they may give you. Be polite and take great care; their leader is very unstable.

Radagast originally relocated to Peru after being threatened by a certain Saruman. Due to his extreme isolation, he is yet unaware of Saruman's brutal murder in the Shire. Finding and informing Radagast of this fact it would be a very kind thing to do. You'll have trouble locating him (he's a bit of a recluse).

Morgana is an interesting case. So interesting that I'm writing an entire article devoted to her. Until then, I'll leave you this piece of advice for your own good - if you ever have the insane urge to visit Peru (please don't!).

If she throws an evil smirk your way, you might as well drown yourself.

Consider yourself warned.